Today's fashion Advice: Wear Clothes that fit you.
How shocking is this? Are you shocked? I am. What on earth was this girl thinking. Does she own a mirror? Her shirt doesn't fit! I've said it before and I will say it again: If you are a size Large, buy a Large, do Not buy a small. There is no shame in buying a Large...Or XL. or whatever size you are. As long as your shirt fits you and covers you, it's all good. Why isn't this girl aware that this is Not how a tube-top is suppose to look. Oh gawd, this is just so ridiculous i barely have words for it. If this girl was my friend and she wore this out in public with me, I could no longer be friends with her after that. Even if I've known her my whole life.That's how severe this outfit is. Unless, she's really really beyond drunk and her tube top just slid down and she didn't notice. That might make it ok, but I don't think that's the situation. So lets pretend her tube-top fits, Never ever wear a bra with straps with a tube-top, especially one that's a different colour. Why would you do that? You have to wear a strapless bra. Geeze, everyone knows that. I know they can be kinda uncomfortable but that's too bad, deal with it. And please make sure your bra straps are even. This girl has one boob pushed up and the other is not. Because one strap is pulled tight, the other is not. And this will make you look deformed. Which is probably not the sexy look you were hoping for. And I have to say something about the fake Chanel necklace. DONT wear fakes!! It's sooooo faux-fabulous. So I found a picture of what a tube top is suppose to look like, incase there's anyone else out there who's confused.
This girl is about the same size, she's busty as well..But look at that! She found a tube-top that fits her. Notice how she looks classy and pretty and not like a giant Skanky whore. So try the shirt on before buying it. If it doesn't fit and it doesn't cover your boobs at all please don't buy it. Get a size that fits. Thats what shopping is about, trying stuff on, seeing what fits good. It's not hard.
How shocking is this? Are you shocked? I am. What on earth was this girl thinking. Does she own a mirror? Her shirt doesn't fit! I've said it before and I will say it again: If you are a size Large, buy a Large, do Not buy a small. There is no shame in buying a Large...Or XL. or whatever size you are. As long as your shirt fits you and covers you, it's all good. Why isn't this girl aware that this is Not how a tube-top is suppose to look. Oh gawd, this is just so ridiculous i barely have words for it. If this girl was my friend and she wore this out in public with me, I could no longer be friends with her after that. Even if I've known her my whole life.That's how severe this outfit is. Unless, she's really really beyond drunk and her tube top just slid down and she didn't notice. That might make it ok, but I don't think that's the situation. So lets pretend her tube-top fits, Never ever wear a bra with straps with a tube-top, especially one that's a different colour. Why would you do that? You have to wear a strapless bra. Geeze, everyone knows that. I know they can be kinda uncomfortable but that's too bad, deal with it. And please make sure your bra straps are even. This girl has one boob pushed up and the other is not. Because one strap is pulled tight, the other is not. And this will make you look deformed. Which is probably not the sexy look you were hoping for. And I have to say something about the fake Chanel necklace. DONT wear fakes!! It's sooooo faux-fabulous. So I found a picture of what a tube top is suppose to look like, incase there's anyone else out there who's confused.
1 comments:
Michelle you're hilarious!
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