You know that rule, don't wear white after labor day? Well that's stupid, of course you can wear white after labor day. But never ever under any circumstance (unless your getting married) should you wear head to toe white. Wanna know why? Because you will look like a giant tampon. Sorry to be gross but that's what she looks like. Look at this girl. White shirt, white pants, white shoes. Blah, it's so boring! Just looking at her is making me yawn. Not to mention that Guess tube top looks like one of the old styles from the 90s. Well there's nothing wrong with Vintage. I love white shoes. She could have possibly wore this tube top with the white shoes, even though I hate running shoes at the club. But paired it with some Jeans, light or dark, either would look better then this. And again with the no purse! Ladies how do you go out without a purse? HOW?! I guess she didn't have a white purse to go with her casper-ish outfit.
My advice to tampon girl would be this: If you must wear head to toe white throw on some accessories that have colour. A brown belt, some bracelets and a necklace that have color. Or better yet, just don't wear this much white. It looks stupid.
No Pants Princess
Nothing makes me more mad then when girls wear shirts with no pants on. I know it can be a bit confusing with all the long shirts out today. You pick an item off the rack and stare at it wondering if it's a shirt or dress. This has happened to me, but when in doubt wear it with pants. Or even ask the sales person if it's a shirt or dress. There's no shame in that. But there is shame in leaving your house without your pants on. If the clothing item in question ends just below your butt, it is definitely, no questions needed to be asked, a Shirt! And when wearing a shirt it is usually a very good idea to wear pants. If it almost comes to your knees you should ask the sales person if it is in fact a shirt. How do you just go out without any bottoms on? I would be beyond embarrassed to leave my house in this. Can you imagine how uncomfortable it would be, you'd be constantly tugging it down so you don't completely expose yourself. You're at a club, there's nothing wrong with showing some skin. But you don't want to look like a skanky slut who doesn't wear pants. So my advice to this Pantless Princess would be: Put on pants. That's it, just put on some pants. Even a skirt. Some kind of bottoms. You can't just walk around in just a shirt, it's disgusting and looking at you makes me feel embarrassed for you, and your friends. And also, the only time it's ok to wear a tiara is if you're actually a princess, or if it's prom.
3 comments:
haha..."pantless princess"...priceless! I concur! Was this picture taken at a strip club???This douchebag is out for one thing; ATTENTION. Period. Look at the friend to the right of her, in the red dress, looks just as short. Now I’m noooooo hater by any means, her outfit just looks stupid. Oh and those boots shes wearing, I don’t even need to see the bottom of them to know their cheap crystal shoe hooker boots…I feel sick, let me just stick my finger down my throat. Tasteless, trashy, trampy, just horrifying. Hey hun, do you know what kind of losers you attract by dressing like that? I mean, are you looking to get laid? Hmmm maybe that’s it Michelle….an inspiring porn star trying to get noticed…
I won’t even start on the tiara.
Hahaha icon, you're comment was funny! I didn't even really notice the girl in the red dress till you pointed her out, looks like she's wearing a shirt with no pants too, or a stripper dress, who knows. The pic was taken at a club in Toronto. But I wouldn't be surprised if they were from Hamilton and clubbing in Toronto.
Michelle, you're fucking hilarious! I love it! hahahhahhaa
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