Saturday, February 9, 2008

Put A Shirt On, Please

Shirtless at 77


Geeze, how embarrasing. Is she aware that this is a vest, it's not a shirt. Now there are some styles of vest you can wear without a shirt underneath, this is not one of them. Showing a little bit of lace on a sexy bra is ok, but exposing your entire bra is skanky and wrong. I like vests so this wouldn't be such a terrible outfit had she gotten fully dressed that morning. Her friend even seems to be a bit mortified. Notice the half smirk. She can't even bring herself to fully smile. I don't blame her, I'd be embarrassed too, to be seen with someone dressed so absurd. I'd have to be Pre-tty drunk and on some hard drugs to leave my house partially topless. Surely, this girl owns a plain t-shirt she could have worn underneath. A tank top? Tube Top? Anything is better then nothing. Leaving something to the imagine is much more sexy then exposing yourself to everyone. I know she probably wore this because she saw someone wearing a vest with no shirt and thought it looked good and would give it a try. What she wasn't aware of is there are different types of vest and the people who wear a vest without a shirt on don't look ridicilous because they have the right style on.
So here's my advice to this shirtless girl: Check yourself in the mirror before leaving the house. If you notice you don't have a shirt on, put one on. Problem solve. Take a look below, I have posted a picture of a vest you can wear without a shirt. Notice how it's not cut so low that everything is exposed? So before you go out looking not so chic, put a shirt on or buy a proper vest.


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