First my Spell Check isn't working, so if there's a million misspelled words it's because I'm a retard at spelling. Second, before we take a look at todays fashion victims I just want to say that by poking fun at what other people are wearing doesn't mean I think I'm better then anyone. I have made a Million fashion faux pas in my life. Just ask anyone I went to highschool/ middle school with. Remember Green Jeans?.. But you can't learn what works for you if you don't make mistakes. I put a pink line through the fashion victims face to conceal their identity because I don't want to embarrass anyone, that's not the point of this site. But looking at other people's mistakes can help you learn what works for you. So if you see your picture on my site with a pink line through your face don't get mad because chances are if you wore that outfit in public I'm not the only one who had a remark about it. So having said that, lets take a look at todays Pink Line Ladies.
WTF?
This pic was taken at Hess. These girls are obviously new to the club scene and probably from a small town somewhere up north (No offence to my friend Sara who lives up north, because she dresses nice). Why are they all wearing the same shirt? Wearing the same shirt as your friend at the bar is only ok if you work at the bar and the manager makes you all wear the same shirt for some stupid advertising promotion. Besides that you look pretty retarted. Since the shirt says "I Am From..." I'm assuming they're wearing these shirts to try to get hit on? So stupid drunk guys come up to them, read the writting across they're chest and ask where they're from. Pretty smart idea for someone desprete. But hey, it looks like it works, there is a drunk guy lerking around them.
My advice to these lovely ladies: Wearing the same thing as your friend was ok in elementry school. Heck I use to do that with my bestfriend Terry in grade 5. Anyways, it's not ok to do that now. If you're old enough to go to a bar then you're an adult and adults don't wear matching outfits with there friends. And shirts with sayings on it are never ever a good choice no matter how clever or whitty you might think it is.
Golden Girl
Hmmmm.. So this is interesting. Another picture from Barcode...This is a whole lot of crazy. Being so matchy is not a good choice for anyone. Don't match the headband with the earrings with the shirts with the tights with the bracelet with the necklace with the purse with the shoes... You get my point. I'll be honest I use to be a matchy person too. Gawd, I even matched my lipsticks and eye shadows to my outfits..But I've learned from that, it just doesn't look very good. Silver lipstick is not a good look on Anyone unless you're trying to look like the Tin man. And your bra hanging out of your shirt definately doesn't look classy. If you want to wear a shirt that is very open in the front Please Always wear a tank top underneath or a tube top. Those shirts are meant to have a tank top underneath, your not suppose to have your whole bra hanging out. The shirt wouldn't be so bad if she paired the shirt with skinny jeans and that was really the only gold thing she had on besides a couple gold accessories, and she could even wear the shoes too but lose the bag and thights for sure. The socks really add a bit of craziness to this outfit. Are those frilly socks?? I didn't know they sold those in adult sizes. We all know socks and sandles don't look good together but neither do socks and strappy heels..
My advice to this lady would be simple: Gold is my favourite colour too but that's just too much of it on one person. Frilly socks are for 5 year olds, and wearing socks with dressy heels makes you look crazy.
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Oh my goodness- I wish I had a picture for you of some girls I saw in North Bay. Granted, it was our school bar's Mardi Gras night BUT that is no excuse to wear denim short-shorts with Haiwian flower halters (but with normal bras- very strange). Oh, but the best part was the knee high toe shocks with flip flops. There was a whole group of them...people wear strange clothes in northern communities (this happened to be North Bay).
Hahahaha Thats sooo Funny! I wish I had a pic of that too! I've been to bars with a Mardi Gras theme and that's No excuse to dress like a crazy person. Maybe a little more reveling then usually but nothing extreme.
LOL, yeah alot of people up North do dress..Different. I wonder if the school bar has a website?
I found a college bar in North Bay called the Wall Bar with some pics of people dressed...Weird. Is that the same bar I wonder?
Oh yes, that's it. The Wall has a bunch of very strange people...but when I was in teachers college we usually got a discount on theme nights, or they'd have nights just for us so we'd go. Plus it was cheaper than most places, you actually pay $20 for a pitcher of beer- which is not my first (or last) choice, but would end up being the cheapest thing when you were paying almost as much fora regular drink.
Wow! Thats pretty good for a pitcher. Everyone must have gotten pretty drunk!
I think she was tryin to pull a Beyonce...remember Austin Powers 3: Goldfinger? YUK hun...leave it to B
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