Mary-Kate Olsen..Worst Dressed Celeb?

Both Olsen twins dress pretty wonky, but Mary-Kate is worst. That's how I can tell them apart, because Ashley is usually dressed a little strange but Mary-Kate is dressed like a lunatic. So I'm going to mainly focus on MK in this Blog.

Gollum, the Third Olsen Twin?

Is it just me or does MK and Gollum look exactly alike?.. No, it's not just me, they're like F'n twins! Or maybe they're the same person. Somebody check the Lord of the Rings credits, who played Gollum? ..And why is she all hunched over and scared looking? Like She's clutching her 'Precious' Fur coat and hissing 'Minesssssss'. Ok you'd only get that if you've actually seen Lord of the Rings.. I just can't get over how much they look alike. It's really creeping me out.. Ok enough of this freakishness, let's scroll away from this pic and take a look at MK's Bag lady sense of Style.


Yeah, this is what normal people wear when they go grocery shopping. MK's real normal, she's just like the rest of us..And to think, I felt silly wearing stilettos to the grocery store. Nice job at trying not to get noticed by the Paparazzi's MK. Because I'm sure they'd have a really difficult time selling these pics of you looking like a Gothic homeless person to US Weekly. So now I completely understand why Stavros, or whatever his name is, left MK for Paris. Don't get me wrong, I hate Paris as much as the next person. But if I were a guy, I would much rather have boring (you know what I mean if you've seen her sex tape), skanky, STD filled sex with Paris then with the Grim Reaper over there. Sure, Stavros probably caught a bad case of Gonorrea but that's curable, and anythings better then hanging out with Satans version of a Treasure Troll.

MK teetering down the street looking like a downtown hookers on her way to her dealers house. The funny thing is, is her whole outfit, bag and shoes included, probably cost thousands of dollars but she still somehow manages to look like $20 prostitute. We all know she's not using those sunglasses to hide the glare of the sun, she's wearing them so the paparazzis don't get a shot of her hazy eyes. And why is she Always wearing black. We all know black is a slimming color but is she that obsessed with looking slim?..Oh yeah..She really is..She had that...errrr...Eatting disorder..Lets not go there because that's a serious issue..So anyways, lets talk about Michelle from Full house. How cute was she?! What happened? See the sad thing is, is when you see strung out crack heads downtown you don't really feel sad because you don't know how cute they were when they were little. But with MK we all know how cute she was, and how hookish she looks now, and it's pretty darn sad.

There's that feather purse again. But this isn't about the purse, it's about those things on her legs. What makes me mad about this picture is that her outfit is actually nice. I would even say that I really like it. But then she goes and ruins it by wearing those, what are they, shoes? She was so close. So close to looking like a nice put together young lady. It's like sophisticated lady on top, gladiator warrior on the bottom. MK get a stylist and rehab, Pleeease!

Ok enough with the drug jokes your thinking right? Well I don't have any other explanation for why she dresses like..Well.. A person on drugs. So having said that lets take a look at MK all bundled up in LA. It's probably a hot and sunny day. But yet she's all bundled up in a scarf? Why you ask? Well this is what happens when you start to come down from the loads of drugs done the night before, you feel cold. Even if it's 40 degrees C. So she throws on whatever clothes are on her floor, puts on some big sun glasses to hide the dilated pupils and heads to the closed coffee shop in hopes that some caffeine will help with that Sketchy feeling. Looks like rehab wasn't much of a help to MK. Maybe she should try the clinic Lohan was at. She seems to be coke free these days.

MK's like a little mini stripper. Always wearing mini dresses and stiletto stripper shoes. And look these ones have that florance pink that glows under black light. Don't get me wrong, I like strippers. I have acouple friends who are dancers and I think they're just fabulous. You may disagree but it's my blog and my option. However, I don't think stripper shoes and mini-dresses are the best style choices for a CEO billionaire. When I think CEO I think tailored Gucci pant suites and Chanel jackets. I don't really think of 10 inch pink and white stillettos. So MK stop fantasizing about becoming the worlds smallest exotic dancer and start dressing like the Multi-million dollar CEO that you are.