I'm crabby today because people drive slow. It's only snow assholes! We live in Canada get use to it!..so this blog might be a little meaner then usual but I'm posting it anyways.
No, this wasn't taken at a broke down strip club, it's club 77... And on All ages night. Ok, I completely understand people do retarded things when they're hammered. That's the story of my life, when I drink. But this is All Ages night which means these girls can't get served. Sure they could have drank before hand but that wears off fast unless you keep the shots coming.
The only time doing something this embarrassing is ok, is if your drunk out of your face and the next day you feel embarrassed and have to apologize to your friends for your behaviour. These silly girls don't even know what to do with the pole. They're not even dancing, at least if you're going to get up there show everyone you're best stripper moves. Don't just stand there one hand on the pole laughing, fixing your hair and basking in the attention from the surounded drunk guys, who now know who the 'easy' girls in the clubs are. Ok, enough about their behaviour, this is suppose to be about what they are wearing.
Two of my biggest pet peeves in the whoooole world are people who wear running shoes and people who wear flip-flops to a club. You're not going to walk your dog, your not going to hang out at the beach, You're at a Club. And 77 is one of the nicer clubs in Hamilton so at least put something kinda nice on. It amazes me that all 3 of these girls have on either dirty old runners or cheap 99 cent flip flops. It doesn't even cost alot for a nice pair of shoes. I got an amazing pair of gold&black heels from Le Chateau acouple days ago on sale for $29.99 down from $69.99. So I'm not saying you have to have $$$ to look nice, you just have to care. Ok if for some crazy reason you absolutely must wear running shoes, lets say you can't stand how your feet hurt after a long night of dancing. That's exceptable but at least wear a nice pair of runners. Diesel, Sketchers and Aldo make runners that you can dress up. While wearing Flip-flop wouldn't people be stepping on your toes? Owch. I know when I have on a pair of heels at a club, I'm constantly freaking out because people keep stepping on them.
Now lets talk about these outfits. The girl with the runners on is wearing jean shorts and a plain tank top. Boooooring! That's an outfit I might wear on a hot summers day to clean my house. Not something you wear out to a club. The flipflops girl is wearing long sleeves. I never understood people who wore long sleeves to a club. It's hot in there. Especially if you're dancing. And another thing I can't understand, Where are their purses??? How do you go out, not just to a club, but anywhere without a purse? Where do you keep your makeup? Where do you keep your money? Where do you keep your cell phone? With no place for money or car keys how are these girls going to get home at the end of the night? Walk? Hitch a ride with some drunk guy? I feel a little concerned for them. I just can't understand how you can go out without a purse, it's mind boggling to me. If she had a purse she'd have somewhere to put a brush, then she might not have that big rats nest tangle forming on top of her head.
So My advice to these girls would be, Don't wear flip-flops or dirty old runners to a club, ever. If you're wearing flip flops not only do you look like you just came from the beach but also your feet will get stepped on by drunk people and it will hurt. Second, bring a purse. How can you not?
And lastly, if you're going to get up on a stripper pole in front of everyone, dance. And I don't mean taking your clothes off I just mean if you're going to get up there then work the pole. Don't just stand around it because you look silly.
Watch this clip of a modeling falling on the runway, not once but twice. I feel bad for her, that runway looks slippery and those shoes look impossible to walk in.
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