my first blog

Ok so this is my first ever Blog. Not everyday is going to be making fun of what people are wearing. There's going to be Beauty Tips Tuesdays. And not with stupid beauty tips that don't really work but Good, life changing ones. What you should wear Wednesdays. Because not everyone is fashion challenged. So I'll post the best dressed on Wednesday. And you can get good ideas from what other people are wearing, just don't copy them, make it your own.

Fashion Victim #1

This is actually pretty interesting. It's conjoined twins! I watched a show on A&E a few weeks ago about these people...Anyways, I wonder how they decided to wear the same outfit? I'm guessing cheetah girl 1 said to cheetah girl 2 "Remember those Leopard dresses we bought at Sirens last week? Wouldn't it be cool if we both wore them to Sizzle tonight? Then we can tell guys we're twins"! So I'm pretty sure that's how there conversation went. I really can't imagine wanting to wear the same outfit as my friend to a club..Or anywhere for that matter. That's just weird and little creepy. Even the guy standing behind them thinks its funny.

So here's my advice to the conjoined cheetah girls. You need to get your own style. Don't wear the exact same thing as your friend. Have a style of your own that sets you apart from others. That way your sure to stand out, in a good way.

Fashion Victim #2

This picture was taken at Barcode..Surprise surprise.So I'm pretty sure I saw this dress hanging up in the window of Crystal Shoes downtown. And what's up with that random hole in the dress? It was probably in the discount bin because it's damaged. At least stitch it up before wearing it. Also, the dress clearly doesn't fit. If your a large, buy a large. There's no shame in that. If your a medium by a medium. But if your a bit bigger don't buy an extra small. Because it will make you look quite larger then you actually are. Secondly, invest in a strapless bra. No one wants to see your bra strap hanging off your shoulder. So here's my advice to stripperella. Even if you had a size that fits and a strapless bra, this dress would still be absolutely awful. Just don't wear it ever again. The shoes aren't bad. Pair them with a pair of jeans and a cute top and your set for a night of clubbing at Hamilton's classiest club, Barcode. So get rid of the dress..Now. And don't give it to Good Will or a friend. Just put it in the trash, or take it back to Crystal shoes and demanded a refund.